20 popular quotes about babies

1. “A baby is God’s way of saying the world must go on.” – Doris Smith

2. “My dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby he said, ‘Is this a joke?’ – Ken Dodd

3. “To be touched and caressed, to be massaged, is food for the infant; food as necessary as minerals, vitamins and proteins. Deprived of this food, whose name is love, babies prefer to die. And they often do.” – Frederick leboyer

4. “I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tried ‘baby food” – Robert Orben

5. “Have you ever noticed that a new baby always seems to bear a striking resemblance to the relative who has more money?” – Robert Paul

6. “There are three reasons to breastfeed: the milk is always at the right temperature, it comes in attractive packaging, and the cat can’t get it.” – Irena Chalmers

7. “You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she is pregnant, unless you can see a real baby emerging from her at that moment.” – Dave Barry, “Things that took me 50 years to learn”

8. “Sometimes it happens, even in the best families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily a cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your sanity and borrow money.” – Elinor Goulding Smith

9. “Getting on all fours and imitating a rhino prevents babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack up your nose like a horn and make loud” snorting “noises.) I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often. Usually makes the child laugh. Sometimes sends him into shock. Either way, calms him down. If you are a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the child is a teenager and he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time. ” – PJ O’Rourke

10. “It is a pleasant thing to ponder, and provides a complete answer to those struggling with the gradual degeneration of the human species, that every baby born in the world is better than the last.” – Charles Dickens

11. “If you wish to drain the fullest cup of contempt and hatred that a human being can spill for you, let a young mother hear you call my dear baby ‘it.’ -Jerome K. Jerome

12. “Each new baby is a blind and desperate vote for survival: people who are unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so through a biological act.” – Lewis Mumford

13. “Babies are necessary for adults. A new baby is like the beginning of all things: wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build roads, losing its concrete land. .. Babies are almost the only link that remains with nature, with the natural world of living beings from which we are born. ” – Eda J. Le Shan

14. “A woman has two smiles that an angel could envy: the smile that accepts a lover before the words are spoken and the smile that illuminates the first-born and assures him of the love of a mother.” – Thomas C. Haliburton

15. “I don’t know of any parent who looks a newborn baby in the eye and says,” How can we ruin this child? “- Russell Bishop

16. “Families with babies and families without babies pity each other.” – Ed Howe

17. “If you want a baby, have a new one. Don’t spoil the old one.” – Jessamyn West

18. “There is no better investment for any community than giving milk to babies.” – Winston Churchill

19. “People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” -Leo J. Burke

20. “A baby is born with the need to be loved and never gets over it.” – Frank A. Clark