Men, think of your penis as a roller coaster for women.

Roller coasters are meant to be ridden, they are meant to be a blast, and they are meant to give the rider the “ride of a lifetime.” What better metaphor is there for a man’s penis than a roller coaster?

Now what kind of ride do you offer the ladies? The Cyclone, The Steel Dragon, The Thunder Dolphin, The Top Thrill Dragster, The Goliath, The Titan, The Colossi, The Bull, The Boss, The Beast, The Tennessee Tornado, The Intimidator, or…

The Kiddie Express at the county fair?

Let’s be honest, if a man has the potential to give a woman “the ride of a lifetime,” what woman is going to want to ride the Kiddie Express at the county fair? Heck, there isn’t even a minimum height to get on that one.

Think about that and look at it from a woman’s point of view. I mean honestly, don’t you feel like you’re riding some kind of intense roller coaster when you are they having sex? Of course you are! Now, do you want to ride a “roller coaster” where you have to sign a health release before you even get on it, or do you want to go on a ride that will put you to sleep?

Because, that’s really the truth. Women have been known to fall asleep when having sex! Now, if that’s not the ultimate in Kiddie Rides, I don’t know what possibly is. Wouldn’t you rather have her screaming with all the excitement and excitement? Wouldn’t you rather see her face flushed with adrenaline and intensity? Wouldn’t you rather she got off your ride and could barely stand or walk because her legs are like rubber? Wouldn’t you rather give her the experience of a lifetime of hers, so that all she can do is brag about you to all of her friends? Wouldn’t you rather have her disembark from your ride and then immediately get back in line to ride your “roller coaster” again? Heck, wouldn’t you like her to “come down” from your ride?

Guys, you owe it to women to please them as much as possible! Now, if your “roller coaster” is a bit sleep-inducing, then you need to take a few steps to make sure you make it a much more exciting, interesting, and orgasmic form of fun.

There are so many ways a guy can do this, it’s impossible to understand them all… For starters, why not have some oral sex? Spend some time greasing the rails and you are sure to enjoy your rails much more.

Try to get in shape, cut out junk food and soda, cut out alcohol and cigarettes, and fine-tune your driving so you can ride longer, harder, and more often.

Making your trip more enjoyable is part of the fun. Try multitasking while having sex. There are so many ways to use your fingers, toes, nose, and just about any part of your body to make that journey more memorable, more multi-orgasmic, and more pleasurable. Heck, if you can walk and chew gum at the same time, this will be a piece of cake for you.

Now, about the Kiddie Ride… If your “roller coaster” is a little small, no problem! For one, you can try some of the aforementioned methods to make your trip an experience you’ll never forget. However, ramping up your ride to one of the tallest and largest roller coasters in the world will be the best way to secure yourself a mile-long line, just begging to go for a ride…

This can be done through penis enlargement. We have discovered that the best method of increasing height and the size of your ride is through a method called Penis Exercise. This is where a man builds his roller coaster using his original “roller coaster” to start with. We start with the foundation and all the structures involved and build on them. This is not done with a hammer or welding torch, the only tools he needs for this job are his hands. One simply “works” the penile structures by twisting, pulling, stretching and squeezing them. Such methods help to stretch the ligaments in the penis to greater lengths (this can help it get longer) and by injecting more blood into the penis we can encourage it to grow by its ability to hold more blood.

Guys, you owe it to your girlfriend to make sure that you and only you give her the ride of a lifetime. Trust me, the more she enjoys it, the more you will too.

George von Neumann